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LARANJAS se vende e muda de público-alvo

O famoso blog de cultura e opinião LARANJAS anunciou essa semana uma mudança de público-alvo, buscando aumentar o número de espremidas, que é como os editores se referem aos comentários dos visitantes. Eles decidiram, após dois posts que bateram recordes de comentários, focar nos próprios colegas de classe e abandonar a classe intelectual e artística do país, que compõe, atualmente, a maior parte dos assinantes do LARANJAS.

"Conversei semana passada com Ferreira Gullar, que está cada vez mais gato, e ele reiterou que é fã do LARANJAS, mas que não se sente compelido a comentar devido à grande carga intelectual de nossos textos", diz Marcone Tavella, um dos editores do blog. "Chico Buarque também lê, mas evita comentar, pois diz que sente inveja do magnetismo sexual que os LARANJAS têm sobre as mulheres", completou Rafael Hertel, outro dos editores. "Vocês só podem estar de palhaçada...", encerrou Bruno Volpato, o mais experiente entre os responsáveis pelo site.

Volpato diz que o planejamento estratégico do LARANJAS passará por uma revisão, a cargo da adorável e encantadora Nathalia Carlesso, e redicionará as ações para textos que citem colegas de classe de forma bajuladora e totalmente gratuita. Isso se deve ao sucesso dos posts sobre a incendiária do LabTele e os vídeos feitos pelos calouros de jornalismo. "Percebemos que as pessoas só fazem comentários no blog quando são citadas e achamos isso um baita narcisismo medíocre, mas, fazer o quê, queremos atrair patrocinadores e empregos e temos que nos render à lógica do mercado", comentou o ranzinza editor.

Assim, o LARANJAS deixará de lado posts que estão pautando, por todo o país, desde mesas de bar até congressos técnicos, e passará a se dedicar a assuntos mundanos da vida universitária, como a comida do R.U., multas na B.U. e mergulhos no C.U.. Tópicos polêmicos, como declarações de amor, pegações e bebedeiras não serão abordados, pois o LARANJAS acha que deve manter um certo nível. Eles comunicam, também, que tudo isso pode ir por água abaixo se não for atingida a meta de vinte espremidas em um único post nas próximas horas.

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quer dizer q vcs vão se vender? só pq não recebem a atenção devida com seus textos intelectuais e de repercussão internacional(vide o sumiço da menina inglesa), vcs vão escrever sobre fofocas e vida universitária? q vergonha. perderam um importante leitor.

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Bom, pelo menos o(s) Anônimo(s) e a Incendiária tentaram ajudar a cumprir a meta... Obrigado a eles.

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ah mew, vejo meus colegas todos os dias e aí, quando entro no blog pra relaxar, vou ter que ler sobre eles também?

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